Pete Brown's Slaves

A short, satirical piece by the late, great Richard Davies, author of some of the best slave stories ever written.  Unlike most of Richard’s work, this has no characters and no plot…. it’s simply wryly amusing (especially to a certain kind of Englishman!).    

Enjoy!  Pete

SOME ENGLISH SLAVE BREEDS.

By Richard Davies.

The English Circassian.

The males are rare collector’s items. The hair is especially remarkable being a dense silvery blond, but the deep inky-blue eyes are no less startling. The build tends to be stocky with a muscular torso. The genitals are often small and the buttocks are usually covered in fair downy hair. Although mostly used for decorative  purposes they are very good at heavy lifting. Their beauty ensures that any dealer who can lay his hands on one will come away with a fat profit. Oddly enough you can’t cross breed them. Their unique features always disappear. They make excellent domestic slave sand also work well in the business environment. Often found as trusties and overseers. Seldom mix with other breeds. Keep their value well into middle age. Require strict diets and regular enemas.

Pembrokeshire Twins

Until recently twins were sold separately, but increasing
connoisseurship has led to a good demand for this breed. They are rather unstable, don’t react well to discipline and can cause trouble. But given fair but strict treatment they can be a delight,full of mischief with sweet smiles and very affectionate. Very easy to train for sex in all its varieties. Often used to initiate free girls (and sometimes boys) into sex. Young women love them for their gentle ways and willingness to perform sex in all circumstances.Come dressed in ‘Pembroke smocks’ that allow the cock and balls to hang free. Very popular abroad. Up to 80% of stock exported. Only valuable up to age of thirty-five. After that sold as common stock.

Brass Cubs

Trade name for purpose-bred male slaves originally imported from New
Zealand but now produced locally. Flooded the market a few years back and at first very popular. Seen at the time as a serious challenge to the value of indigenous breeds and the existing enslaved stock. Easy-going temperament, nice smile, good strong physique, green eyes (sometimes brown), hair the colour of polished brass, notably relaxed about sexual kinks etc. But too many were greedy and grew fat, and in the end they were judged to be too bland and samey. Their resale value plummeted and they are often found now in modest homes, going grey and ageing fast.

Highland Ponies

Trade nickname for a common Scottish and Welsh (sometimes Irish)
stock that comes to the market each year at the spring slave fairs.Distinguished by short legs, big bottoms and a total fuckability. Sensual and sometimes unreliable and bad-tempered, these need strict discipline if they are to be worth their price. But they make good loyal slaves in the long run and thrive when made to work hard in Spartan conditions. Mustn’t be overfed or allowed near alcohol.

Gloucester Toys

Name given to cuddly, fair-haired English sissy types. Very good with
children and old ladies. React badly to flogging and best dealt with by no-sense attitude and frequent spanking. Mature into docile domestic slaves. No good for breeding. Wilt quickly when worked too hard. Often stutter and lisp. Surprisingly popular and keep their price at resale until well past forty. Live well into their 80s.

Cockney Sparrows

Still the most popular of all English purpose-bred slaves, despite
becoming expensive in recent years. Always in demand for their toughness, loyalty, good humour and quick wit. Not overly sexual,especially for same sex encounters, but energetic and will work hard given the right conditions. Require supervision and owners should not hesitate to use the whip regularly. Get lazy, greedy and often criminal once past forty, but should be worked hard until 70. Tend to have blunt facial features with short necks, wide backsides and barrel chests. Best tattooed with registration number as have tradition of slipping their collars.

Limehouse Boys

Very valuable and increasingly rare. These are English half-castes
conceived abroad and imported prior to birth to be sold as slaves.Often very beautiful, they make excellent slaves. Much in demand for use as footmen and waiters, their auction prices leave them beyond the means of all but the rich and top hotels. As they age they become settled, loyal and hard working members of households and seldom require disciplining. Called Limehouse boys after the tradition of children born to fathers at sea being registered in that parish. Potential buyers should beware of fakes. Many cases come to light of locally bred boys being passed off as Limehousers.

English Oaks

Once the most highly prized of all English slave types, the English
Oak can be distinguished from similar, but less valued, breeds by their height (five foot ten to six one) open-faced features, thick fair or brown hair, broad brows, and above all by their lustrous brown eyes and long eyelashes. They have broad but shapely backsides, thick thighs, knobbly knees, prominent calf muscles and big feet. They are not usually well hung, but have good strong backs and shoulders. Tend to walk with a slightly swaying gate. Often bite their nails. Excellent fuckers, but best known for taking cock.Intelligent, tough and good team workers, they can be troublesome when young, but mature into slaves of the very highest quality.Should be kept on a balanced diet and exercised regularly. Require strict discipline and are traditionally punished across the buttocks with a Malacca cane (these are usually included in the purchase package). Good for breeding and can be relied upon to make excellent lifetime slaves. Their auction price actually rises as they ge tolder, peaking at around forty. But even a seventy-year-old with a good record will fetch a worthwhile price.

Herring Catchers

So called because originally bred by slave farmers in the countryside
around Grimsby, this breed is currently out of fashion. Small,swarthy, and strongly built, they are not really indoor slaves, but can be useful when worked hard in the open. Not recommended for sex,cheap to maintain, and requiring close and strict supervision, they can cause trouble when left to their own devices. Considered ugly and dangerous they have suffered from a bad press. Can be bought cheap, and may rise in price as they become rare because breeders are switching to more profitable strains.

Yeomen

Not really a breed so much as a slave trained by the slave-trading
house of the same name. Easily identified by a): the company logo branded on their left buttock and just above their right nipple and b): a brass ring attached to the tip of their penis. Once renowned for their sexual training, both active and passive, they have lost some of their allure due to improved training standards in other houses. Nevertheless a Yeomen slave remains a middle-class status symbol, rather like a Labrador, and like them mix well with young families. Their obedience training is second to none and they will require only light supervision and seldom need to be flogged.Their willingness and prowess between the sheets means they are unlikely ever to be superseded. The Yeomen training centres around the country offer excellent back-up and servicing and produce a regular flow of stock that ensures steady prices. They drop in value after the age of forty as they are rather greedy and tend to run to fat. Unlike most middle-aged male slaves, Yeomen slaves will benefit from an occasional flogging. They can be lazy.

Newick Runners

The most valuable and sought after of all English breeds. Developed
at a private breeding stables, these are both rare and of exceptional beauty. Very distinctive with their true-black hair, brown skin, wasp waists and immaculately shaped backsides, they were bred for the bedroom, although they can make good domestics.Sensual, sweet smelling, elegant, and lithe, they bring to any boudoir or fuck-room that special something that no other breed can match. Sold onto the market each Easter at the age of seventeen,they keep their value until they are thirty-five. After that they go into a steep decline and can be bought at local auctions very cheaply. I have one I used for sex demonstrations in my slave training programme that I picked up at a car boot sale for less than three hundred pounds. Hopeless for outdoor or heavy work, they should not be flogged. A spanking will do. Vegetarian and given to poor health, they come with their own dietary pack of medical tips.

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